i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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