He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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