Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
two words: eviction party
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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