She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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