Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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