Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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