I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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