god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
its liver damage thursday
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