just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
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