Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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