I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
There r osticjed everywhere
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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