i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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