It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
how drunk are you?
Several
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Randomize
