I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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