i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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