I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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