so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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