i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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