btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
You can't motorboat a personality
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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