is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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