BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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