It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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