You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
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