Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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