Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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