A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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