I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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