I hope mine doesn't look like that
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
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