white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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