I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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