As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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