She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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