Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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