Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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