We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Randomize