I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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