Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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