if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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