Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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