Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Randomize
