It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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