But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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