We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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