im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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