i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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