They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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