best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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