if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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