Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Randomize
