I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize