talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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