its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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