Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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