so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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